ilconsigliri:
So you're going to Corleone? Be sure to try to stop at the Al Giarra (sp) restaurant just above the Hotel Belvedere at the top of the mountain, to have lunch with the Godfather. Say hello to his sister Titi, his neice Leia, the grandfather Giovanni and of course, the Godfather himself, Don Luciano Sapporito for me.
Check the back of the restaurant menu with the picture of Sapporito shaking hands with Al Pacino, smiling up at Luciano, and adoring him, Andy Garcia looking the other way and probably did not want to be in the picture and Diane Keaton cut out of the picture, but there is another copy of the same picture hanging up in the bar, next to his fired brick oven pizza parlor. Al Pacino's grandfather came from Corleone. It's a man's world. The men do nothing and the women do all the work, because Sicily is not considered part of Italy by real Italians. It is totally influenced by the Northern African muslim culture.
Be sure to tell Sapporito that because he tried to EXTORT 150 Euro out of me to get me back to Palermo, when I only needed a short car ride down to the Corleone town to get the bus back to Palermo for 4 Euro, he is getting his "reward." The grandfather drove me down to town that morning, and a guy named Corleone drove me back up to the hotel. When I asked Titi for a taxi, as I was told to leave the hotel by "Jesus Christ" she replied "NO TAXI!" The bus driver for the last bus out of town that night told me he was related to Luciano as a brother of his father-in-law making Sapporito the bus driver's wife's Uncle. Most of the people in that town are named Corleone and instead of putting wallets in their back pockets, they carry guns because I thought I was going to get blasted with four bullets from four guns coming out to watch over their women, when I bought a little note book from the lady in the bookstore across the street from the cafe down in town. She had a beautiful looking daughter. I still have the Euritana (Ethopian) dollar the guy in the post office gave to me on Sunday morning last November.
Luciano's "reward" is that I cut him out of my copy of the menu, blew him up on my scanner and put him up on the wall...all alone. He receives about 150 darts a day thrown at him, one for each euro he tried to EXTORT out of me, in his business suit. Guess where most of the darts landed? :-)
Have fun. Luciano understands English, but he uses Leia and Titi to do the translating just for show.
Give them all my regards, but if you want to check into the hotel for an overnight stay in the Al Pacino suite, then bring the business card of the previous hotel with you.
Titi took the card and brought it in the office in the back to call down to the previous Hotel Sauselle in Palermo. I heard her murmur something about FBI, CIA etc., grazie, caio and then, and only then, was I allowed to check in to the Hotel Belvedere.
Keep a pillow beside you when sleeping at night, to thwart any ideas of severed heads of your favorite race horse being laid to rest beside you...(from the Godfather movie).
If you need any more information about visiting "Jesus Christ" on the Butte in the middle of town, respond back.
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