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I never thought I would kill another living, sentient being, but I had no choice today. Please understand ... I didn't want to, but I HAD to .... I had to kill this entity before it engulfed my entire body. It was slowly feasting on my brain, causing me to lose various items all over Europe. Scientists are not sure exactly what it is ... it appears to be some hybrid of mold, fungus, and a blowfish or porcupine. Whatever it was, it was pure evil!!!! On a positive note, the National Enquirer offered me a large sum of money for the rights to the photos and the carcass of the entity. It would have been enough to pay off the trip ... but the entity had eaten so much of my brain that I forgot where I put the money. D'oh!