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My biggest regret from the last Euro trip was not having a spork to eat yogurt and deli food with. Well, this time I bought the king of sporks - made of ultra-lightweight and ultra-strong titanium. You could probably stick an entire turkey on the end of this thing without bending it. In fact I tried, but my skinny arm snapped in half.
Rumour has it that this spork was forged by Thor himself, and that he favoured this spork over the "Hammer of Thor" when he backpacked! True story!