Have you seen this man?
New US security requirements result in this rather wonderful document, that gives encoded details of my finger-prints and facial features. Sadly it neglects to include vital defining characteristics such as dancing talent, linguistic abilities and general all-round niceness.
(Garden vegetables have been added afterwards to preserve my somewhat personal data (the fingerprint and face part, that is. I'll let you know for free without fear of breaching security that I am a reasonable dancer, can't speak foreign languages for toffee [but maybe for a beer or two] and am generally a nice guy).