Vancouver, Toronto & Niagara Falls: On a train there was a Canadian, an American, a beautiful woman, and a very ugly woman...
July 22nd 2009 ... As they went under a tunnel, the American was smacked in the face. The ugly woman thought to herself, 'That American must have touched that beautiful woman, and she smacked him...' The beautiful woman thought to herself, 'Obviously the American touched the ugly woman thinking it was me, and she hit him...' The Canadian thought, 'I can't wait to go through another tunnel, so I can smack this st
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