Vancouver, Toronto & Niagara Falls: On a train there was a Canadian, an American, a beautiful woman, and a very ugly woman...
July 22nd 2009 ... As they went under a tunnel, the American was smacked in the face. The ugly woman thought to herself, 'That American must have touched that beautiful woman, and she smacked him...' The beautiful woman thought to herself, 'Obviously the American touched the ugly woman thinking it was me, and she hit him...' The Canadian thought, 'I can't wait to go through another tunnel, so I can smack this st
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A land of vast distances and rich natural resources, Canada became a self-governing dominion in 1867 while retaining ties to the British crown. Economically and technologically the nation has developed in parallel with the US, its neighbor to the sou... ... read more 
