Sydney Library
Located just steps away from the water of Circular Quay, the library once hosted a celebration for David "Bend It Like" Beckham up there on the top floor, supposedly with music from Elton John. Given those two in the same room, if you heard the expression "more balls in the face than", you wouldn't be able to tell if they were talking about David Beckham or Elton John. Now that's funny, and hats off to Al Franken for that joke.