Captain's Log: St Mary's


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May 22nd 2006
Published: May 22nd 2006
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Preface This is to be a true and honest account of the trials and tribulations of Captain V.J. Tran and his first mate Sir S.T. Roberts as they endeavour on their colossal quest to bring good health to the simple people of St Mary’s, Van Diemen’s Land. Captains log: Day 1. The troops were in high spirits as they “kissed” good bye their loved ones and set sail in the HMAS Normochromic f... Read Full Entry



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Attaching a camera to the kite made for a good shot...pity it didnt come with a built in parachute
HECS-elentHECS-elent
HECS-elent

Good to see that our HECS is going towards a healthy future
St. PaddySt. Paddy
St. Paddy

The sign of things to come
St Paddy's HeadSt Paddy's Head
St Paddy's Head

More like a nose really
St Paddy's HeadSt Paddy's Head
St Paddy's Head

Once again, the panoramic views were spectacular! (did you turn the stove off?)
HydrotherapyHydrotherapy
Hydrotherapy

After a hard slog at the clinic, we sought refuge in the ocean
That's BaloneyThat's Baloney
That's Baloney

The amount of adhesive mollsucs were a credit to four mile point.
stuck on youstuck on you
stuck on you

Captain Viet was disgusted at the horizontal folk dancing taking place before his eyes...
Too much?Too much?
Too much?

If you couldnt tell, we were pretty satisfied with our catch
to the looto the loo
to the loo

First mate Sir Roberts used his well tune 15th sense to find the Abalone
Surfs upSurfs up
Surfs up

Blue skies, powdered sand and 3mm swells, sigh, forever young
ImpersonatorImpersonator
Impersonator

THAT's what an abs meant to look like
Hazy shades of winterHazy shades of winter
Hazy shades of winter

It was pretty hard to get up at midday with this waiting for us!
Whatcha gonna do?Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?

Armed with their laser gun and aviators, the lymph ran...YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CANT HIDE
Short shortsShort shorts
Short shorts

unsatisfied with cranberry juice, First Mate Sir Roberts adopted a more unorthadox manner
HO-DOWNHO-DOWN
HO-DOWN

A coupel of cowboys "ridin' along, singin' a cowboy song"
Opthalmic damageOpthalmic damage
Opthalmic damage

Unfortuantly for Captain VJ Tran, he ate more margarine than scone and required optics
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Pimple retreival

First mate Sir Roberts tries out now methods to bring back to the homeland



25th May 2006

Nothing's Changed
Good to see that St Marys is still the same old place it was 28 years ago. Is there a man there in his late 20's called Darren? I think he might be my son.
25th May 2006

Reconnaissance
Men, was there any evidence of a dead duck in the vicinity of the settlement? I may have killed one unwittingly while travelling through the area myself. Otherwise remain steadfast and God bless your good work. END COMMUNICATION
26th May 2006

Motivational
Great Blog guys! Motivation like that keeps me swimming! Say hi to Darren for me he's cute!
7th June 2006

what a nerd! did you hire a cameraman or what?
8th June 2006

loved the photos...
You guys rock! v funy blog. C u and James Boag back at Uni aye?
9th June 2006

Open your eyes Viet!
Don't worry Trannie, the Asainitis will eventually make it's way down the east coast and you won't be the only one about! Good to see you boys are having a bit of fun in what extreme little there is down there! Come back to society soon before you get trapped in the back blocks to Mathinna with the frouth generation inbreds who got lost one day on their way to get water! Good Work Capatin V! another quality publication...
9th June 2006

Seismic
You have done to St M's what seismic activity did for Beaconsfield - put it on the map!!!!
9th June 2006

Fantastic guys, you gave me a good laugh.
12th June 2006

good morning viet tran! I got told by some indonesians that I possibly couldn't be american b/c i "look asian". I am asian, fool.

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