The Calm Before the Storm

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T-minus four days until we leave for Europe and I haven't even thought about packing yet. Maybe in 3.9 days I'll start worrying about that. In the meantime I have a BBQ to host, kickball tourney to coach, and a toga party the throw.

I have setup this blog so I could update my good friends all at once on which jails I have visited along the way. If you don't see a post for a couple of weeks, there's a good chance the policia didn't take kindly to my bribes.

I can't promise how much or often I'll be able to post while I'm in Europe because, frankly, I don't know where I'm going and if they'll have a computer for me to use. I hope you all find this as entertaining, rich, and compelling as a good bottle of scotch.

Stay classy,
mmmatt!

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