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Published: August 20th 2008
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Thanks for the Alternative Amy posts mum! Sorry I haven't wrote anything I've been stuck in camp and everyone is on the internet to sort out their travel plans!
The camp is full of 300 huge black guys in who are in colleges and 100 police cadet kids. It's been quite funny as the camp director didn't think this through too well - five rival soccer teams in a little camp in the middle of nowhere? It's absolute mayhem and the police have been called out a few times, they've been attacking each other with paintball guns and starting fights etc, and yesterday there was one guy on top of the roof of a building and below were about 20 guys in white masks, it's very strange! The advantage of this situation (other than the entertainment of watching this drama) is that being one of a dozen girls in camp there is a never-ending stream of alcohol that we are given (then escape to girls cabin).
The police cadet kids are great they're so polite and well-mannered they always say ma'am too! I wish that we'd had them all summer instead of these brats! Whenever one of our brats said please or thank you I actually gave them a hug I was so happy!!
Anyway I am surrounded by impatient people so must go, I'm sure mum will fill you in by the time I sort out my next update. I'm leaving camp tomorrow to stay in King of Prussia (giant shopping centre, and I'll just have been paid!) and then Miami in 2 days. It's really gay though there is a tropical storm Fay that will probably turn into a hurricane if the news aren't exagerrating - at least the beach will be peaceful! And if the airlines cancel the flights we're just going to ask them to send us anywhere else, see where we end up!
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Alternative Amy
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Freedom!!!!
Authentic Amy has finally found the right site to update her post, which theoretically means I'm redundant, but, what the Hell. I'm the only one who logs on here, and I've got short term memory loss, so I can amuse myself by reading them! 300 Denzil's - Wow! The possibilities for entertainment could be infinate - however, if it turns out they are 300 Eddie Murphy's, the comic appeal would quickly wear off! As for 100 police academy cadets - I have extremely fond memories of the bloke with a voice like a corncrake with laryngitis. I wonder about the 'guy on a roof and 20 blokes in white masks' scenario - was the guy on the roof black or white, because that would make the situation not so entertaining if it was a black guy with 20 Ku Klux Klan blokes egging him on! Anyway, as Alternative Amy, KING OF PRUSSIA- wooee! Every major store in the States and MORE! Thank you Gawd for inventing sale '$ bins', and bargain racks! Now all my friends can get designer label gifts - I'm sure the canary yellow T shirt with red and orange paisley pattern trims and tartan bindings is just the very thing for one of my brothers, and the purple skinny cut jeans with rhinestones and silver spangles down the side seams are most definately Chad! There's a STUNNING multi tiered dress with each tier a contrasting colour and pattern, with fringing everywhere, that would suit Katriona - it's a size 18, but I'm sure Kat will love it so much, she'll adjust her body weight to fit (my bulk purchase of out of date oreos will surely help). I'm going to have so much fun spending my hard earned $37 buying gifts for my 168 friends and family - with careful budgeting, I should even have enough to buy myself those cute pink flip flops with luminous green feathers and purple birds of paradise so artfully arranged on them! I'm sure they'll cause a stir in one of the Cardiff nightclubs. Well, treasured Travel readers, until tomorrow!