Celebrity Sighting #42 (Penny)

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What is going on? It's as if the city swallowed every last celebrity for a year and decided to regurgitate them all this season. Or have we simply been working too hard, heads down, avoiding eye-contact with strangers lest they pop a cap in our ass?

The latest sighting: actress Tea Leoni, on-again-off-again wife to David Duchovny. (His sex addiction screwed the marriage). Dave saw her powerwalking in Central Park with some girlfriends.

Central Park is a gold mine for celebs. It's the only hint of nature in this concrete jungle and the great leveler. No matter where you reside on the scale of unknown to world-renowned, the basic human craving for greenery and oxygenated air pulls everyone to the park on a regular basis. It helps that we live less than a block from the park and in an elite-infested uptown neighborhood. Rumor has it Matt Damon takes his kids to our local Central Park playground. Oooo-eeee! The day I see Jason Bourne is the day I die a happy celebrity spotter.

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