Saudi Arabia

Unless you are a Muslim and on your Hajj pilgrimage to Mecca and Medina, or an expat working for the oil industry, Saudi Arabia is about as easy to get into as North Korea for a tourist. This oil-rich Kingdom of rolling sand dunes and empty spaces, harbours the two most important Islamic places in the world, Mecca and Medina. For Muslims it is compulsory to visit Mecca at least once in their lives, if means permit. Millions do, every year, during Hajj season. For non-Muslims both places are out of bounds, and possibly therefore hold a mysterious appeal for many. It is unwise, however, to try and sneak in, though a few bold adventurers of yore have managed to do so.

So what are the options for non-Muslim tourists who want to visit?

Option one: a transit visa. Chances of getting one: very close to, but not quite, zero. If you want to try this route you will need lots of luck, combined with lots of patience and a very good story! How: go to the Saudi embassy in your country, tell them you are afraid of flying or concoct some other plausible reason for having to travel overland. Ask for a transit visa. Pray (preferably to Allah)! If you are very, very, very lucky and the ambassador is very, very, very generous and kind, you will get your transit visa. More likely, after a lot of time and frustration, you will end up with zilch!

Option two: take a tour. Chances of succeeding: unclear. Price: expensive. But, on the up side, you will be able to see this enigmatic country, except of course for Mecca and Medina. Boohoo! There is still plenty left to see though. From the Empty Quarter to the Nabatean tombs at Madain Saleh (the same folks who built Petra), to the green mountains of Hijaz, throw in some pristine diving and you have plenty of reason to spend some of your hard earned cash on visiting this nation.