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Published: June 16th 2016
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Want to have a bit of a holiday fling or maybe something a little different - these tips will help you do just that - take a look.
1. Be prepared! Let's go ahead and get this important safety tip covered and out of our way so that we can move on to bigger and better things. Unless you will be traveling with a long-term partner and both of you have been tested, make sure you pack a generous supply of condoms. You will not only want to have standards ones, but also flavoured ones if you are wanting to have oral sex and heavy duty ones if you will be having anal sex. (However, keep in mind that an oil based lotion can quickly eat through latex leaving you with the possibility of an unplanned pregnancy.)
2. Be fully and extra prepared. You don't want to exceed your baggage allowance. However, it is always great to have a couple of sex toys packed - a vibrator for guaranteeing her orgasms and a cock ring for supporting his erections, along with an ever ending supply of lube. Don't panic if you pack them away inside your hand luggage and end up getting searched. The people at the airport have seen it all a thousand times before. If you will be checking your vibrator, make sure that you pack your batteries separately. Otherwise by the time the plane lands they will be completely run down. (If you forget to bring along your vibrator, don't forget about the old trick of getting a new head for your electric toothbrush and using that instead.)
3. After you have gotten settled in at your hotel or apartment, check the facilities out. Hotel rooms tend to have firm beds (which are great for having sex with her on top), sturdy shower attachments (for tying someone up) , interesting chairs (for having sex sitting down) and full length mirrors - yes, it's true hotel designers frequently do think ahead and have them put into places where they can be used erotically if you want to. Also, keep in mind that hotel rooms especially tend to built to be soundproof, which is an added bonus.
4. Scout the location out as well. Resorts often have beaches where late night swimming is always a possibility (although it really isn't possible to have safe sex in the water). You can frequently find trees to back your partner up on or hedges that you can hide behind out in the country. Just be careful not to startle any cows who might try to attack you when frightened. City sights can involve museums and art galleries - no it isn't likely that full sex will be possible, however you could set the goal of feeling one another up at each gallery and museum you visit on your holiday. (Just make sure that you respect local customs - if nudity and outdoor sex is something that is not appreciated, you need to refrain!)
5. Learn the language. Especially if you will be getting it on with any locals, it is the courteous thing to know their native language a little. You should at least be able to say you like them and be able to ask what pleases them, or give them instructions on what pleases you. If you and your beloved are traveling together, it can still be useful to at least be able to find a local condom store, a local florist or local wine store and be able to speak a little with the local residents of the place where you are staying.
6. Read something a little different, it could be a raunchy novel like 50 Shades of Grey or maybe something a little more useful. Why not take a look at the
Modern Illustrated Kamasutra Ebook here – it will provide you with plenty of ideas for your holiday mischief.
7. Take advantage of the fact that when you are on holiday you have the opportunity of turning your clock upside down. Typically you might miss the erection he has in the morning due to having to get up to go to work. However, while on holiday you can take full advantage of this plus have a long leisurely lie in. When vacationing in a sunny climate, follow the example of the locals and take a siesta. Make sure to place the 'do not disturb sign' on your door. Then you can make love on your secluded balcony while you are watching the sunset, or dawn and mark each hour in between those times.
8. Sorry but I have another health warning to issue here. Too much sex (especially with plenty of alcohol to go with it) can cause her to get cystitis, which of course could completely ruin her holiday as well as yours. So make sure to vary the kind of sex you are having, and water your booze intake down by drinking lots and lots of bottled water.
Follow these tips to have amazing sex on your next holiday!
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