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Published: August 30th 2008
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Road to Amsterdam
Awake at 5:15am. Tour starts at 6.
I'm one of the first people on the bus so I take a seat at the front. Last seast to be filled is next to me in which it is filled bty some chick who spends the first part of the journey vomiting because she drank too much from the night before. Lovely.
Despite how it all starts off, I get chatting to the girl behind me who's Australian like everyone else on the trip. We're surrounded by the dingo fucking bastards. There are 4 other kiwis, two from Parnell, la de fucking da (I made sure I voiced that to them) and one I haven't met.
Our tour manager, 'Macca'yet another Aussie appears to be rather cool, despite his disability of being Australian.
Dover
We get to Dover and climb aboar the ferry. I soon realise that there isn't anywhere to get out Euro's using my cash passport and they take pounds onboard which of course I don't have either. Fuck. I get out money on my visa just to be safe.
DAmsterdam
That night we went to the Red Ligh District and a live sex
show. The red light distrcit is the "sex district" of Amsterdam. There are beautiful women standing in windows lit up by red lights waiting for horny men. They certainly are a sight but you know there isn't going to be any tread left on the tyres at all.
Macca tells us that it's a second job for most of them (they might be a teacher, business women etc), so you're not allowed to take photos of them.
If you are another way inclined or just plain experimental you can go to a blue light room. There you will be in for a bit of a "suprise"if you get the point...point...hahahaha
In the red light district along by the river there aredesignated areas afor men to piss. They're green cubicles that give you privacy while you piss. Fuck it's badass. It's real different to NZ where when you're drunk you piss in any doorway, on any wall, in any bush or anywhere else creative.
We went to teh sex show which wa s well, people fucking and putting other things in the orifices. A few examples, a lady smoking a cigarette with her vagina, a black guy doling dance
Stair Building
Those lines on the outside, yeah, they're stairs moves while he got his grove on and crowd members being forced to eat bananas out of an asian ladies vagina.
hahaha there was this one guy that got pulled up on stage and totally freaked out. He was the sort of guy who had never touched a girl in his life. She made him do a whole bunch of embarrassing stuff like putting a dildo on his head, making him jam her with it then making him lick it. hahah poor guy.
While we were in the theatre, this lady was on stage shagging this fellow and I was having a convo in my typical loud mouthed fahioun and the music stopped just when I happend to be saying "I am NOT impressed with those tits." The people two frows in front of me on the other side turned around and cracked up...whoops.
My room mates seem quite cool. I've befreinded a guy called Greg. The room we're staying in is pretty small with two buink beds. Two guys had hash cake for the first time from a place called The Grasshopper. First timeers. Haha one guy was so fucking baked it was hilarious.
Well,
off to see clogs, cheese getting made and Anne Franks house.
CU
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