You know you've been in France too long when..

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Been in France too long when...

1.You respond to questions by shrugging your shoulders&blowing a raspberry.
2.You panic when u cant find a machine to composter your billet
3.You are surprised that shops are open over lunch..
4...and for more than 3days a week
5.You wouldn’t dare wear a skirt on a night out
6.You find yourself grumbling about the quality of bread & refuse to buy baguettes here.
7.You forget u can now ask a shop assistant for assistance
8.an evening spent in a newsagent with a bar in it sounds like a great night out
9.You don't laugh at the name Fanny
10.Instead of the latest Little Britain quotes,you&your friends are asking where Jenny is
11.You find it strange people calling u by ur real name(i.e aoife,not awoof)
12.You wish u could have a crepe instead of a kebab after a night out
13.It's the gravest insult if someone is saying cheers without eye contact

I stole these from Aoife (pronounced effa)... she's an Irish international student and is absolutely crazy! Her list is absolutely spot on though!!! I had to publish it.

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