the fat, my god the fat That picture of ol' scotty with the wine really puts it into perspective. It seems his fat is much like a ninja deceptive and unnoticed until it is suffocating you. You should make note and tell his wife/wife to be to be wary in bed. Spousal death by fat has risen significantly here in the states ever since McDonalds introduced their new Fried Filet of Solent Green. It's delicious! Yet something not right here....About a week after Bob's wedding I'm headed to Las Vegas so any bets on the Chiefs or any money you just wanna hand over to a good cause, just send it my way.
Way to go joel Way to punch a gay Llama right infront of his old man owner. You need to be more aware of the rainbow ascot. It might come across as a hate crime.
halla Sweet moves with them kicks to the lamas. Scott and Adam however, well lemme just say this, I taught this one guy named Corky...I'll leave it there. Saw the new Batman movie. I heart it. Saw the Royals beat down the dirty White Sox. I heart that even more. There needs to be more bitter violence on our team. We sucked at hockey yet were still a crowd pleaser since we fought so much. If you're losing you should be a'fightin. That's what my Grandma tells me anyways. I heart the Chiefs, I heart the Royals, and am willing to sing drunken songs about them and get into fights for them all soccery like.
stupid hostages and PFunk in a dress I told your creditors to stop calling me because you were taken hostage in Colombia. Not even two days after the Army's 'surprise victory' i get a call asking if you are back and how to get a hold of you. On top of that, my co-worker's 9 year old spanked Pfunk in MarioKart Wii. Shameful days in KC.
hoping.. just hoping I can't say that i have ever really wanted to jump around on top of a volcano.. but it's official. I really want to jump around on top of a volcano
take me home or loose me forever negative ghost rider the pattern in full.
I'm very impressed that you not only referenced the fly by in your blog but also gave a shout out to Mr. Skerrit.
Bork sounds like a sexual reference.
WOW I love boat captains names Jesus. I would think that it would me feel a little more safe. Also, Star Wars Lego is about the coolest game ever. I have hijacked Mark's X-Box and refuse to give it back.
haven't even read your post yet i don't have time right now, and i think i'll have colin read it out loud to me later. but i just wanted to say that those boats better be at our disposal when we come to visit.
Bob's wedding. Wether he knows it or not, Bob has hired me to sing at his wedding. I'm gonna do a wicked rendition of N.W.A.'s 100 miles and runnin. I call pickin Joel up from the Airport.
"You are so awesome...and attractive, thank you for saving us! What do we owe you?"
"There is no charge for awesomness or attractiveness"
kids say the darndest things So here I am in the good old midwest, which according to the mormons is where good ol Joe and Mary lived back in biblical times. Silly old testament. It's been unbearably hot only a couple of times. In my karate summer camp one 10 year old told a 4 year old he was gonna "freakin kill you". Good times. Tomorrow me and the Mrs. are gonna get down with a bottle of Tennessee Jack, drop the little rugrats into a bit with a wild grizzley bear, a knife, and ladder that only one man can use. 10 children enter, maybe one leaves. Darwin would be proud I think. I find myself thinking more about the ol hockey days recently. I heart hockey. I told my wife that if I saw red helmet fuck walking an old lady across the street, I'd run him and the old lady down. She was mildly distrubed(read-restraining order and living at her mother's). If you haven't seen Kung Fu Panda, please do. Much like Muppet's in Space, I will go see this in a theater by myself. I am currently creating my own "self defense moves" for my 4th degree black belt. Like Al, I fully expect you all to refer to me by my official title at that time. Master McDaniel. You could use Master Kenobi if you like. My moves I like to view a little bit more like assualt rather than defense. I plan on testing them out at the next star trek convention. I'm planning on naming one "Joel of Doom". It's like I get 45 of my very own fatality moves. Lemme know if you want anything more than a swift kick to the ribs and name calling in "Joel of Doom". I heart Joel and everyone that hearts him as well. I also heart WAM, just though that would be a good one to let you know 10 years after we were roomies.
I read them story books too I just got done with a book that'll blow your mind man. Star Wars: Legacy of the Force: Invincible. It is the epic conclusion to this particular story arc (nerdy comic book term). I had a Star Wars boner from cover to cover. This comment is meant as both description of the novel and the length of what God gave me. I seem to have gotten this eye infection which precludes me to driving in sunlight. I also feel incredibly hungry for human blood. Our Kickboxing fights went swimmingly last friday night. 6 fights on the card and we won 5 of them! Let the world know....don't fuck with this part of Johnson County. Where my 913 dawgs at. Remember that time that Josh Vaughn set your brother on fire? Remember that time that Greg Hawkins shot a bottle rocket up Scott's pants. Equally awesome times. Well look forward to the next Star Wars novel out in December. It will follow the exploits of Han and Leia and their adopted daughter on a family vacation to find the place where the Millenium Falcon was built.
goat fields why are there so many random goat fields in south america? i stumbled upon one in argentina one time, but the goats were walking through sand dunes. and there was a truck of sketchy-looking dudes who appeared to be negotiating in the middle of the sand dunes which were in the middle of nowhere, so i took off like oj simpson before i ended up kidnapped.
Brown Chicken Brown Cow Hey Tyrone, nice to see a blog entry this lunar cycle. Always hilariously entertaining, despite the liberal drivel. Por ejemplo: (For those of you who don't habla espanol, that means, "For ejemplo") The Charleston Heston comments sounded more like they came from Rosie Odonell, but male..... and less fat..... and repulsive. Outlawing guns leads to armed criminals roaming around with the absence of the fear of pesky law abiding citizens to retaliate. However, I don't disagree with everything on your entry: For ejemplo: " Someone recently asked me if I could only eat one type of nut for the rest of my life what would it be and to be totally honest I’m not comfortable answering that question." I totally agree with not answering that question. Almonds.....damn it...you tricked me in to saying that.
ouch I got the "no one visits me" bit. I don't even have a passport! Much less a couple thousand dollars. You were already here in Kansas and didn't even bother to visit the litter. several years in a row. Yeeeeaarrrrss!
I like Charlton. Way to over-simplify his (and my) point of view. Between 3 colleges and life as a world changer in Columbia the ol' Doc has become quite a flaming liberal. : ) 2nd Ammendment Mr . Gore! That's why you lost to W.
Shane, I'd let him keep the Hat. Don't know where that thing has been.
Love those puppies. I just wanna squish em.
Dad is going to be super happy I just taught sam the KU chant. I'm trying to get her to start it with "hey Grandpa" I think he might tear up a little... or just hit her in the face with another tennis ball. His new nickname is John McEnroe.
editing prowess A blog shout out? Fantastico.
A "whom" would be good, but that sounds a little stuffy. Just caps the "do" and close the quote. And add some hyphens. A colon could work instead of the comma; I'd have to look it up. Really, it's fine. This is why I make the huge bucks.
I also had a 6-year-old whom I was poking in the back turn around and ask me straight-faced, “Do you LIKE trouble?"
Tough kid, by the way. I like his style.
My you tube beats your youtube. although.. the way the dude on your video says really.. is a slice of awesome, this is still better. WHEN they win tonight, I'm headed to mass....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlaUuwWdpJE
endangered species Question to all you college nerds, has anyone ever done a study on body mass versus poop amount in mini-schnauzers? My cute little puppy keeps pooping in the house, apparently she does not enjoy her dainty whoha doing it's business outdoors which I fully understand, but everytime she goes indoors we throw it in the toilet. Well she has clogged the toilet. And I don't mean clogged like when Josh Vaughn gets into the chocolate has to sit there for 4 hours tryin to pass a 10 pounds of easter candy, but more like clogged in the old testament biblical sense as in society may crumble becuase of this. Good to see ol' Trav in a pic. Looks like he got into the chocolate a couple of times himself. I love the Office. I'm thinking of hiring someone just like Dwight. I'll be accepting applications even from those of you abroad. One of Michelle's psychotic criminal students in Raytown told her that he didn't need to go to school anymore because he is going to be a pornstar when he grows up. All I wanted was to run a karate school and look where I am.
"I got hot love on a hot love freeway" -The Office UK
Love, hugs, kisses
PFUNK
Girl, your still my girl, girl What was funnier, the 0 degrees Celsius skit on SNL or Tyson driving around with a mouth full of chewin tobacy rockin out to 98 Degrees. He's so gay. Keeps tryin to prove he ain't a gay by makin babies, but his "Broadway in Prison" debut of "CATS" shows otherwise. He did raise alot of money for local charities but the cat costumes worn by the inmates he oversees were really kittens that the inmates had to wear over their genitals. Again, Tyson is gay. I actually know what and how to do the "Alabama Crab Dangle". All those years of some people looking offended and others looking interested I now know what it was about.
I love Joel, and if that makes me gay...well....then fuck Joel he sucks.
Love and Hugs
PFUNK
locked door if i had a dollar for everytime you did the #2 in a dirty bar bathroom, well i would have about 11 dollars! And stop humping the Handley's Slender Mouse Opossum(Marmosops handleyi) i hear they are really endangered!
Remember that time we drove from Smithville to KC with me in the back of Garcia's truck? Ya that's how cold it is in my school in the morning time. It's kind of like walking into a dead fishes butt. Without the smell. I could get the smell effect by walking into the Korean grocery store across the street though. Where did the term "cold as a witches tit" come from? I have found in my many years of bedding down many, many women that most of their bodies are cold. Sometimes I come home to find Michelle laying on a giant "hotrock" in the middle of our living room. I think the Harry Potter book was very good. A better book for all of dorkdom is the newest Star Wars book. Jacen Solo you kooky kid. Stop tryin to take over the galaxy like your grand papa. Last night I had a dream where I was choking an apparently was displaying the actual physical motions of choking in the real world. Rather than shaking me awake to save me, my wife simply shook the bed and told me that I was being too loud. Good times. In Overland Park we are actually celebrating our own Carnivale. Pretty much I'm gonna get drunk, where a pink hat and streak down town OP until I get arrested. I think this year I'll grease myself up though. Got some Emerald Skye on CD now. I think I can send MP3's over email.
Peace and love,
PFUNK
PS Goal #1 get out of credit card debt
Goal #2 Go to Zimbobway and visit Joel
PFunk
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the fat, my god the fat
That picture of ol' scotty with the wine really puts it into perspective. It seems his fat is much like a ninja deceptive and unnoticed until it is suffocating you. You should make note and tell his wife/wife to be to be wary in bed. Spousal death by fat has risen significantly here in the states ever since McDonalds introduced their new Fried Filet of Solent Green. It's delicious! Yet something not right here....About a week after Bob's wedding I'm headed to Las Vegas so any bets on the Chiefs or any money you just wanna hand over to a good cause, just send it my way.