banging 14 year olds Now that you've let America know that you can legally bang anyone 14 years old and up in Korea, you will probably increase pedo tourism 10 fold. Be sure you tell them "you're welcome"
p.s. I have personal knowledge of pedos these days. My boss was just fired for being convicted of having lots of kiddie porn with the youngest being a 4 year old boy. Rumor has it, there is a international ring that he's involved in. I can officially cross "working for a pedophile" off my bucketlist.
survival guide You may want to check out some things as a preliminary for the world to come. Fallout 3 is probalby the greatest game of the last decade but the first two should help as a refresher on salvalge skills and getting a healthy "shoot first and check if they are a zombie later" attitude. Remember to avoid death claws as you are kind of tender and wouldn't stand a chance. Don't forget rules one and two, "Cardio" and the "double tap" in the event of a zombie infested future. download the entire resident evil collection. You will probalby need those kinds of skills. Check out Book of Eli. It may come in handy if you are chosen for that kind of thing. I am Legend is a handy "what not to do" movie. Any Chuck Norris film will definatley help out your bad-ass meter. Try to be like Chuck unless you meet him, then bow in subservience. He may kill you anyways just becuase you are breathing his oxygen but running will only mean he'll make it hurt more.
Waht out for the fatties. Unless you end up with roving bands of zombies (see rule nubmer one), they'll still have the strength (and desire) to throw your skinny butt on the grill. Since you are skinny, you probalby won't have the stregth left to fend them off. You probalby don't have a lot of mustard or BBQ suace there but Sriracha or Sambal will probalby make you friends and neighbors tastier. Kim-Chi is already rotten so it'll probalby last indefinately.
Seriously, how can anyone be a downer if you live in a dong. I still laugh everytime you write about your dong. Maybe i should grow up but that wouldn't be as much fun. Maybe you'll finally get that John Hughes nickname you've always wanted and we'll start calling you the donger.
Oh hello there good sir, I just happened to stumble upon your blog, what with it being featured on the front page and all, and thought to myself I'm going to commend this bloke on his involvement of multiple hyperlinks throughout the blog, I know what a buggar that can be and as a fellow blogger I appreciate your hard work, cheerio!
Roaring River Why all the hate for roaring river? Mark, Megan, Tegan, Dad, Donna, Sam, Zach and I are going there next weekend. Who doesn't love camping in canyons?
more about the mudfest! was there music at the mudfest? were there food stands? was everything all muddy? were there different kinds of mudbaths? did you leave with really awesome feeling skin? anyway, it sounds amazing. it's too bad you had to hang out with canadians though, i'm sorry about that.
short people You seem to have this thing about midgets, you fluked Jesus in Columbia and seems always to a midget remark in many of your blogs. Reflect!
martial arts training and you Business owner, MMA trainer, 4th degree black belt, father, son, brother, and husband. You would think that a resume like this would, at the very least preclude one to an outlook befitting an adult. I however have found that it is still hilarious to stand in the background of pictures taken by people and of people, that I do not know. I also like to add my personal flair of pointing far off and looking terrified. Someday their grandkids will see that picture and wonder what the hell was goin on over there and why weren't their dumbass grandparents aware of it. I have also decided to wade, naked into the cold lonely waters of dorkdum. Before, with my inherent knowledge of the star wars and star trek universes, I merely stood deep enough so that at high tide the waters would lovingly come up and kiss my nether regions. Now I am proud to say that I am fully immersed. My junk has been submerged in the aquatic embrace of nerdery long enough to grow accustomed to their dark, and solitude frigidness. I have ventured forth to the incredibly awesome realm of Warhammer 40k. Ah, you Adeptus Astartes, how much ass shall you obliterate today? Garviel Loken, did you survive the virus bombing of Calth? And whoa to Abbadon the Despoiler. Reading these books does kinda make me hate the british more than normal though. I mean, as Joel knows I am fueled by my hatred of all things non-American. But these limey bastards use z's where we use an s or vice versa, which they spell 'vize veoursa'. Jack asses.
Being a father is the coolest, greatest thing ever. She said 'dada' for the first time. Had no real intention to it but it was there.
I think you should revisit the DMZ, wear American flag boxers, rip them off, put them on a kite string to go above the dirty ko-rean flag and claim it as our 51st state. Or at least claim it as your new gold mining operation and do the 'I found gold' dance. I guess I would be uptight and pissed if I was ko-rean too. I mean, they kinda got the shaft as far as bein asian goes. Chinese and Japanese are cool, but the ko-reans are like the K-Mart of the Asians. Sure they got low prices but do you really want a pair of offbrand Lepi jeans, or a Ninwendo Rii??
So, when someone is doin somethin awesome, and you're holding a baby, if you hell so that the person doin somethin awesome can hear you...it will freak the baby out. Just a helpful hint. They are however, very resilient, or forgetful, I can't figure out which. She went right back to doin baby stuff and lookin around after I yelled at her aunt graduating high school. It was like seein this little human transform into a wide eyed star fish with arms and legs flailing about uselessly.
Anywho,
I heart Joel, if he wasn't there we could bomb that disgusting land. From the pictures and accounts of the people, it's obvious that mother earth has a poop hole. And that poop hole is a magicly happy place called...Ko-rea.
ps nothin that is good ends in 'rea'. Diahrea. Drink that one in an let it blow your mind.
Love,
Pfunk
pps I know that ps is supposed to go after I sign it, but I'm in a place in my life now that I can fluant not only the laws of grammer but of nature itself.
ppps Just found out that you can get lion poop from the zoo to keep rabbits, squirrels, giraffes, or anything else that would be scared of a lion out of your garden. I put some in mine and haven't gone out there in months. There's a fuckin lion in my garden.
pppppppppppppppps remember that time Garcia chlorophormed me? that was awesome!
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Hah! Great pics!