I told you so! I told you to go to Argentina. We are glad to finally be able to read your blog. I will be curious if you still like rice after one year over there. love u dad
Your Dong looks old! Good luck with that squating over the toliet thing, that looks pretty interesting. I'm glad u have such good humor. U keep me entertained. The razorbacks r off to a good start this yr!
I'm crying it started when I pictured you dodging traffic, smiling like a retard and has only gotten worse with the fire escape photos. The worst part is when I try to wipe the tears away I too feel like I'm making a mockery of their sad, squinty little eyes.
Kids I think if they get rid of the bowing and embrace the shaking of hands while meeting, it would discourage the whole finger in the butt hole thing.
watch for falling americans... I bet i would make it two stories before either the rope broke, the anchor came out, or the buidling came came down on top of me. Who am I kidding, I doubt the rope would even slow me down once i left the window.
Hilarious, if I may borrow a phrase So now I add you to the the list (of myself, Anne and Vanessa) of folks who actually discuss grammar.
Who wudda thunk when I have you "Grammar for Dummies" and the Diane Hacker style book?
Much love,
Mom
Don't kid yourself, Joel It was the Cuban tuxedo that got you into the wedding pics. It's power will kick Superman’s cape's ass. That sentence sounds funny, but i'm just going to go with it.
Be kinder.... While I'm strangely honored to have uttered quote of the year, I think for 2009 I'll work on my sensitivity to those with mental disabilities.
For real... You see the strangest crap ever. On a totally random note, Im trying to talk dad calling a faking a kidnapping into Donna when we get down there. I need some spending cash.
Joel are you sure you're turning 24? Because you don't seem to be keeping up with technology very well for a youth. I don't know who did it first but if you would like to chat with shane and I on our cell phones from your cell phone at the same time we could definitely make that happen. Consider this news my birthday present to you, whether it's sprint or verizon who has won your heart I hope it's a very fulfilling relationship!
so someone got murdered next door. I'm hoping that the winds of change blow my way. Such as, old major shopping districts being destroyed, murders, and foreclosures in your homes half mile vacinity makes your property values go up. So I went to the movies and when I came out this jackass had parked purposly too close to my car and dinged the hell outta the door. I tried to get in without incident but something just pulled me out to begin spitting on their doorhandles and windows. My wife, a touch distrubed became more so when I explained how much restraint I had shown by not stabbing throught their door with my keys and breaking their windows. She, like Joel back in the day, now sleeps with a knife. There's a group of people posting their memories and pictures of Bannister Mall. I think I'll add in pictures of the dumpsters where we would get books to burn like nazi's. Anywho...I hope your knees and hips and all other joints give you the same present mine gave me...pain...and barrels of it.
37 freaking % at the Zombie Quiz I apparently would one of the first idiots in the movie to get bitten and you would have to shoot me in the face. I can see by your score, that you would have no problem with that. Gee.. Thanks bro.
Duuude! Baaabe! I know you miss me.....and Johnny! Ha! Ha! Glad you made it back safely. It was great to see you. Are you heading home again before you go to China or Korea? Where was that again? Luv you! Pook
Viva Las Vegas So recently I was in good ol holsome las vegas. I was propositioned by not one but two hookers. One was at 7am. Ya know what's weird. Being in a hotel room, by yourself, with mirrors on the headboard wall, side wall, and ceiling. You kinda get to see what you would look like if they found you od'd in the hotel room. I can't really say that I'd look any better than Chris Farley. Saw this guy trying to get his passed out girl off the escalator before she got her hair caught in the teeth and made for a really awful time. Am I a bad person for taking pictures of that struggle? I can't tell becuase there were literally like 5 other people around me taking pictures at the same time. We went into downtown Las Vegas. Took two steps out of the car and saw some guy passed out on the sidewalk with an empty bottle by him. How cliche, be original at least jack ass. Now this guy wasn't a tourist, he was a local that this must happen to alot. Saw a philopino family band covering tons of songs dead on. The uncle reminded me of the bear at Showbiz Pizza from back in the day. Only his mouth moved. While getting onto the plane in KC they told me that I couldn't take the Rockstar drink with me but allowed me to bring a 4" metal screw on board even after I asked the security guy if he wanted to take it. Thank god our city planners have been such huge jackasses over the last forever and there's nothing of value to destroy.
Samantha does not have crazy hair.. She just doen't have enough of it to do much else but sit there.
P.S. the McCain of old is gone.. I love Biden... Palin is a moron and i have no idea what Obama stands for other then "change" which should be kind of a given. I'm writing in Ron Paul...
Ron Paul in 08
customs You three look like the stereo typical drug lord from every columbia drug movie. Might not want to wear that through customs unless you're in the mood to be violated. I'm not judging... just warning. I googled the divorce thing, and I beleive that you can file it and they try and serve the other person with papers.. and they can contest it within a specific time frame, and if they can't be found, i think that the time frame is longer. I also foudn that an atty will change 1500 everytime they have to go to court. I'm totally in the wrong field.
I think you should take donations from all and buy up a shit ton of linen suits and pass them out at the wedding. Not only would it be an effective hijacking of the wedding, but it might be the best dressed North American wedding ever.
P.S. I'm not pitching in because I'm cheap and I'll just bring my own.
the gathering so I feel like a different man now. I have grown up amongst the great unwashed in GA at Royals stadium and have now sat in the glory of the crown seats. My ass sweat has now definitly mingled with the ass sweat of my betters. Joel lemme know when to pick you up.
Dad
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I told you so!
I told you to go to Argentina. We are glad to finally be able to read your blog. I will be curious if you still like rice after one year over there. love u dad