The main thing Tom wants out of the trip: to become a Colombian drug lord The main thing Sam wants out of the trip: a Thai Bride Sadly the most likely scenario is Tom getting kidnapped and Sam getting locked up in a Thai jail.
The journey begins on the 22nd July at 9.30pm. Tom will be leaving London Heathrow to set up a perimeter in Thailand. The Boeing 747 Jet will carry him into Bangkok for his first bottle of Singha, whilst 9550km away Sam will be cramped in the back of a car with a 36 pint keg of Hobsons Best Bitter speeding towards Poitier, France. ... read more
