The journey begins on the 22nd July at 9.30pm. Tom will be leaving London Heathrow to set up a perimeter in Thailand. The Boeing 747 Jet will carry him into Bangkok for his first bottle of Singha, whilst 9550km away Sam will be cramped in the back of a car with a 36 pint keg of Hobsons Best Bitter speeding towards Poitier, France.
Just a couple of pimps, no hoes.
The main thing Tom wants out of the trip: to become a Colombian drug lord
The main thing Sam wants out of the trip: a Thai Bride
Sadly the most likely scenario is Tom getting kidnapped and Sam getting locked up in a Thai jail.
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