Things observed/noted so far in India… 1) It smells, open sewers are weak. 2) People sleep EVERYWHERE, 3) The centre of New Delhi is sorta modern, and you can relax in the park with only a little bit of hassle, 4) People really want to clean my ears and shoes, 5) Cat Moss is a great name for a clothes shop, 6) Squashing a mossie on the wall and seeing a big red blood splatter is horrific, 7) If you’re English, you must be recognised from sweating in the heat, and then greeted with ‘lovely jubbly’, 8) London the the only place in the uk, 9) Hostel towels are only to be used for one purpose, 10) The logic of a bidet is undeniable, but you are left with a wet bum, 11) Don’t just assume
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