hurry Cats are driving me crazy. Flower lacerated my hand last night, nearly severing all my fingers and possibly my entire hand. Such a neurotic cat. Binky remains, as always, the spontaneously vomiting gentleman. He ate a chunk of plastic wrap two days ago and I had the pleasure of watching him gag and hack for about ten minutes before he discharged the plastic and stomach contents right in front of my bed.
I also have had jury duty this week, which is loads of fun. Out of the 240 initial jurors called, I'm one of five that are under fifty years old. I've been washing my hands a lot to prevent catching Age. Oh, and the case I'm assigned to is boring as hell, of course.
All good things come to an end..... Hey Lindsay, Enjoy the time you have left!!! You were fortunate to have remained healthy throughout the entire trip (poor Derek). We all really appreciate you taking the time to share your adventure with us. Your entries in the blog were extraordinary and a pleasure to read. I'm going to miss Australia because I almost felt like I was there. I know for a fact that "The Mother" can't wait for you to return.
Love,
Aunt Pat
hey lady! Lindsay I hope you're enjoying your last week in Australia! I can't wait to see you and hear of all your crazy stories! Let's meet up in NYC and visit Jackie and Jen! Meghan should come too!!
Talk to you soon,
Jill
lindsay smith aka croc hunter Lindsay! Those crocs are really scary. I think it's hilarious that you were threatened by an owl. How's the weather down there? Is it still raining a ton?
Miss you!
Jill
Australian Adventure Hi Linds!
What a wild and crazy adventure you have been on! I can't believe you will be home soon! Thanks for the entertainment and great pics. You are such a lucky girl! The animals in NJ will be so boring after this! See you soon..... STAY SAFE!
Love,
Aunt Shell
Wow!!! Hi Linds! I just got back from my vacation to Tortola! Haven't had the opportunity to even see your Mom yet due to the fact that she's in bed by 9:30 and up at 4 am!!! I'm hoping Buxton didn't torture her while I was away! If your Mom never wants a cat for a pet, mine and Buxton's stay might have had something to do with it ; - ). First day back at work, and what's the first thing I do? I read your blog of course! So what PC's aren't working and I have 100 emails and 30 voicemail msgs waiting for me! One must have priorities in life afterall! I have loved reading your blogs. Thank you for sharing your "diary" of your trip with us. Always remember that traveling is an education in and of itself. Continue to see the world and see and live other cultures...there's nothing like it!
Awesozzzz.... COME HOME. I'm getting approx. 1 hour of healthy REM sleep a night due to Stinky I and Stinky II playing King of the Hill on my bed during all hours of the night. Now I'm sitting at work, in a large empty room because I follow the Don Smith schedule of showing up hours before anyone else. Unlike Don Smith, I require work to be given to me before I have anything to do, so I'm just sitting here, doing nothing. Last week I did Microsoft Excel and this week I'll likely be doing Microsoft Excel. Yay. Nine weeks of training to do Microsoft freaking Excel all day. At least I'm getting paid, unlike some people in Australia.
Also, Flower (Stinky II) ate one of those plastic grass strands usually found in Easter baskets. I only know this because it was in the litter box attached to a stinky cat poop. I'm fairly sure a disaster was averted right there. Other than that, the cats are doing okay. Bought Stinky II a new litter box. Eagerly awaiting signs of acceptance and use.
What an Adventure! I have never been in such awe of anyone , you are my shining star! Thanks for the real Koala Bear pictures. The animals are so different but owls must be universal. Stay healthy and I will be so happy to see you. That 3 months went fast. Pop says when you see a geeko step on it, he is sick of those commericals. Love you, Nan
I could just picture you! I guess large farm animals in Conn. don't seem so bad now! I'm glad you got out of the owl cage alive. Now you must know why i get concerned when I don't hear from you. God only knows what creatures your trying to take care of. I can only imagine the heart ache in losing a favorite tee shirt to the likes of Koala poop!!! My poor daughter!!! Love you, love your blogs!!! I would have been a basket case without them. Being part of this adventure has been amazing. Your the best, my daughter, my friend.. Love you, Mom
what's up sister? i can not believe your adventures... i would have been so very Afraid especially since I never did master the art of swimming lol we all miss you and look forward to your tales. Life goes on in NJ. matt's is hopefully preparing for his finals and needs to find a job for the summer, and I have put lucky on a diet much to her annoyance and I have a mastered the dubious feat of transferring music to my iPod...what a truly great feat lol love and hugs aunt deb
ferns! Hi lindsay! White water rafting sounds so scary! You looked like a pro doing it though :)
I saw all the pictures of the ferns and couldn't help but remember your good friend Frans that you saved from the dumpster in South. How is he doing these days?
Please blog I know your busy and I know you have a very exciting life, but please don't forget us rather boring people!!! We miss hearing from you. You've drawn us in like a good book. Don't leave us hanging on chapter five. Love you, mom
Missing you Hi Honey,Family was at your house Easter! Oh Well!! Do miss you. You and Derek are so funny when you are together. It was a nice day(you were missed)You will have so much to tell us about your exciting travels. Most of my customers know where you are (BRAG-BRAG)You must be learning a lot .Hows the stitching coming along? Bingker came downstairs-looked around and went back up and stayed there. Had no interest in the family gathering. Derek went to work Monday AM. Says it is ok. Will be waiting to read about your next Venture! Lots of love, MomMom Hugs too!
Hi Linner Girl!!! Wow! Wow! Wow! Incredible! I'm really loving the Sun Conure...think you can smuggle one home for me? ; - ) All the birds are beautiful...but that one holds a special place in my heart...must be the name. God knows I love the sun and am missing it tremendously. Aunt Pat didn't nickname me Malibu Meg for no reason! Miss you! Keep us posted girlfriend! Aunt Meg
The Birds Hey Lindsay, Sorry I haven't written in awhile but I have been following your journey. It's tax season and it's always nice to make some extra $$$$. TV in Aussieland sounds pretty exciting so I guess you're forced to find other things to do like trying to write blogs through the rumble of a monsoon. I'm a little envious of the skyride and getting to view Barron Falls. It's funny you should mention the didgeridoo playing...there's a long family history of players. You should have been able to play the National Anthem for your friends after a little practice. I enjoyed the pics of the beautiful birds and shared them with my friends at work. Keep having a great time. Wishing I was there while I sit at work...
Love,
Aunt Pat
2 kids 2 be proud of Your both awesome and interesting and I'm very very proud of both of you. Just keep going!!! Your both moving in a great direction. I can't say enough. For a parent, there is no better feeling than proud. I love you with all my heart. Mom
Your trip is the ying to the yang of my trip If two people go on two vastly opposite trips and one of them screams in anguish, does he make a sound?
My god, our trips could not possibly be more opposite if you vacationed on Mars or at the bottom of the Mariana Trench or some crazy place like that.
Apparently, you are enjoying your trip and having fun. This is good. I have been battling the flu, various apocolyptic-strength colds, and near-constant diarrhea from this water I'm forced to drink. This is all very, very bad. If I weigh more than 140 pounds I'll be surprised.
My classes are now upwards of ten, eleven hours long and the amount of information I'm stuffing in my head has started to produce stress fractures on my skull and I occasionally weep tears of blood and frustration.
However, in exactly seven days, I'll have been home for four hours, as I estimate I'll be entering the front door at 2pm or so next Saturday.
Waiting for me is a cat with a urinary problem and a cat with a flatulence problem.
Yay.
LIFE IN NJ not much happening here, mommom's moving, she fill you in on all that and winter seems to be finally leaving us, not a moment too soon and next week i'll check up on the cats, making a surpise visit to brother don hopefully he has been keeping an eye on the animals and not just fixing his old car haha not to worry i promised i would check up on the fuzzy little creatures love and hugs aunt deb
Miss You Well, Ms Lindsay, anixiously awaiting your next novel on Aussie land. I haven't seen any of Derek's responses, I get a kick out of him. Hope all is well, and exciting. Megan is home for break and on her way to Florida to visit her aunt and cousin. She is sick of the cold up at school. Life is good, love you, Nanny
Oh Brother As usual, your suffering brings much amusement into my life. I will be sad when you get back home and have less stories to tell. But at least you will be able to sleep with the cats!
You are a WONDER!!! love reading your blogs-the poor old K-Bear.The rain forrest! Wow -You will have so much to tell when you get home--can`t wait. Will be checking up on the kitties,also the ,"The Dad" Have fun and be safe. Love You Lots-Missing You, MomMom PS-Your pictures are enjoyable!!!! You sure bring smiles!!!! Love Again Me
Currently spending 3 months in Australia for a professional internship. Hoping to not get lost (much), pick up a slight accent, and explore the land.... full info
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Water dragon?
That was NOT a water dragon. It was a bearded dragon.