Liam Gallagher digs imagen 009 Is it my imagination, or have you finally found something worth living for? It's a crazy situation, but all you really need are cigarettes and alcohol... Shurely ish no coincidench an anagram of your name is... a rash parnell! Ariba ariba Manuel, barman, more beer for the eenglish lady
eenglish lady, why you no push your board? Buono Samaritano Meester Hector, he in pain. He very sad, he say he no more push your board. He say he do well apart from constant agony. He ask between pained gasps why you no push your board. oh no! Meester Hector now dislocated knees bent to take weight off dislocated shoulder. I go. He need help bad. But first I ask too, oh eenglish lady, why you no push your board?
ooh you devil you! Hi Sarah, you've changed since I last saw you, I hardly recognised you in photo 9, til I saw you holding the giveaway Parnell fag and bottle of booze! But there's been another remarkable change about you in it, that modesty stops me from mentioning! By the way Sarah, someone has messed with your blog, and added a photo of Sarita - the previously unknown female member of the Velvet Underground in photo 13... You are missing record breaking winter temperature highs in London town, it is only minus 95 degrees! Next blog update 2010? :o) Too soon? How about 2011! :o)
Loved this! Have found you! So great to read what you've been up to Mrs! Keep us posted. Take care and looking forward to catching up on your return - paint-balling was mentioned methinks???!!!
Yoohoo! Greetings. Just wanted to drop a line to say thanks for sharing all these sunny pix with us, much needed. It's snowing, raining and windy here, gla gla gla.
Miss you deary, sending you lots of sweeeeeeeeeet love!
Just FYI Wow!! Just so you know (and so you appreciate SA that weeny bit more....) Central London is currently about 5 degrees, raining and i'm not sure if the sun has actually decided to rise today!!!
Hang on i'll check........
....... nope! not bothered....
Enjoy ;P
Pressing legal matters for the roving Parnell. Following your acquital in the Luxembourg sad case of the stolen Boyzone cd (they accepted the permanent insanity plea) I am pleased to update you on the latest case against you. On your fleeing to Peru to escape the Chilean boat owner's action for sinking his boat, he confirms he will not press charges, on condition you fully cease dancing, travel and associations with Germans... I regret to inform you he has now commenced action, has refused the stolen Boyzone cd as settlement of the case and is seeking to impound your blog!
troubles come in threes... or nines hi rollin' stone, having nine pieces of misfortune in the same day is class, hopefully you will get a nice blues song out of it, "Oh Lordy I sure do have dem Chile voodoo chile blues" "well ah woke up this moaning, an ah locked mahself oat, bin cheated n swindled, an ah caint work mah usb poat, cos I'm a hootchie cootchie Parnell, an until I done sure gone an sunk it, I was da captin of da boat!"
At times like these, Doctor, there is only one failsafe remedy... el vino!
One of those days Hi Sarita,
seems I've been a live witness of your problems last Friday. Hope the weekend helped forgetting this terrible day :-p
Not too much problems with your Visa? Hope that's solved!!!
Take care
Em
Soak up sunshine ....for us, it's soooo freezing here.
Really sounds like your travels have kicked off in style, so happy to know you've made friends :D
Lots of love
yes, we have NO pisar pasto here! Hi there kiddo, I was wondering why photo 8 in the other set had the instructions “No pisar pasto” as it seemed oddly South American to have to tell people Not to piss in the pasta!
Then I remembered there are some misguided countries not speaking English, like Chile and Scotland, so it may be foreign. I googled, apparently it means don’t walk on the grass, (why not just say that?!) the google also led to a Spanish joke, which google translated to English became a group of badly translated jokes, with obscure references you’d need to be South American academic to understand! I reckon you went to Catholic University, now Sarah, so for the love of god, not pisen the grass or they’ll bleedin’ deport ya! :o)
“Here's how they say different universities in the phrase "NO treading THE GRASS "
UNIVERSITY Gabriela Mistral: "Get the lawn of Cherooke post ñatito" ha ha ha
UNIVERSITY OF DEVELOPMENT: "Please, do not walk on the grass
UNIVERSITY OF SANTIAGO: "No pisi grass gueon oh!"
CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY: "For the love of god, not pisen the grass!"
TECHNICAL COLLEGE Federico Santa María: "Please do not step on the artificial grass"
CAMPUS ANTUMAPU U CHILE: "Please do not steal the grass"
ENGINEERING U CHILE: "Shows on grass, please do not trample"
UNIVERSITY BDO. O'HIGGINS: "Penalty encampment by stepping on the lawn"
SOCIOLOGY U CHILE: "Not in the grass" this is a classic!
UNIVERSITY OF THE BORDER: "Please do not eat grass"
UNIVERSITY OF THE ANDES: "The grass is a wonderful piece of creation. Use of the chambers be."
UMCE and UTEM: "Please do not smoke grass"
ENGINEERING UTEM: "No pisi grass coxino culiao but you made the chicken baccalaureate" How true
UNIVERSITY CENTER: "Take the chala of yerba"
University Andres Bello: "If you floor the grass, please cancel in cash, thanks"
Adolfo Ibáñez University: "Please do not market the grass"
UNIVERSITY ARCIS: "Do not prepare explosives in the grass"
UNIVERSITY OF THE AMERICAS: "What is the grass?"
Universidad Diego Portales, "What grass?"
Universidad Iberoamericana: "... we have to CAEU grass!"
Senorita Parnella, President Obama calling... Dear Sarah,
As the next American President, it gives me great pleasure to send you these greetings.
My Special Advisers have fully briefed me on your achievements. From humble dwellings in the notorious ghettos of East Anglia, you have raised yourself on a powerful combination of champagne, roll ups, and dance music, to your current role of British cultural ambassador to South America!
Your outstanding charitable work has also deeply impressed me. Your charitable dedication in ending poverty among publicans in the UK, and bar proprietors across the world, is truly a remarkable thing!
Looking at you, few would guess you share my Negro heritage and our battle to end the damned whitey oppression! Fewer still would know of your struggles against the musical evils of Kylie Minogue and her evil sister Ddaannii. I too have suffered from hearing their music, and have vowed to wage war on their musical menace, therefore my first task on election will be to send them both to Guantanamo Bay, or the Adelphi. Or to Chile!
South America has traditionally been a refuge for disreputable people - Ronnie Biggs, Nazis, Maradona, Eva Peron and Carlos the Jackal - so it was natural that you should go there I thank the Good Lord you have arrived in the continent to introduce your key personal values - sobriety and caution.
The English Monarch has contacted me, and asked in her e mail if you would accept her offer to you of the title, Sarah, Duchess of South America. This unfortunately overtakes my offer to you of replacing Sarah Palin as Guvnor of Alaska.
Incidentally, George Bush asked me the other day to pass my thanks to you for your good wishes to him on his retirement from the Presidency, and to thank you for the groovy support you have given him over the years
Al l the best
Whammalamabarrackobamawhopbamboom
WOW Hi sweets
This all looks fantastic, the mountains, the cities, the whole shebang, really really happy for you deary
Lots of love from Brussels, soak up the sun for us!
But where are the edible maggots? Sarah,
As the intrepid English explorer, I don't see any mention of your eating any foul tasting stomach turning maggots, or crunchy beetles. This will not do, you must eat some within the next few days, so if you ever meet Bear Grylls you can compare notes on which ridiculous choice of South American insect gives you the worst case of the runs!
But clever girl, I see you have found an alternate cunning survival diet...
BEER!
Excellent! Yeah, cool! A travel blog! I hope that you'll be able to share your experience through it regularly :)
Humm why don't you start with Brussel :D
geemee
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Liam Gallagher digs imagen 009
Is it my imagination, or have you finally found something worth living for? It's a crazy situation, but all you really need are cigarettes and alcohol... Shurely ish no coincidench an anagram of your name is... a rash parnell! Ariba ariba Manuel, barman, more beer for the eenglish lady