How to Miss a Flight in 5 Easy Steps

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Step 1. Board the Plane
It's important to get to the airport at least 2 hours before your flight.

Step 2. Order First Drink
I always start a long flight with a G and T.

Step 3. Read the In-Flight Magazine
You need to check what movies they are showing.

Step 4. Order More Drinks
After all they are free on international flights

Step 5. Land in Manchester
Make sure seatbelts are securely fastened.