My Scooter- MIA

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SO as my fabulous, never exciting life continues, I have yet another quip to add to the saga of my rediculous life.
Today was not a great day, Im kinda annoyed with things at my school and what not and this is just me whining. But as I was looking to go to the freedom of my own home, I realized that something was amiss. Thats right I went out side where I park my scooter and lo and behold it was no where to be found. But as many of you know I am sometimes flaky and forget where I leave things. So I stand racking my brain here are some of the thoughts that went through my head:

Is this really where I parked my scooter this morning?
Am I sure I wasnt running late and parked in front?
No, I was wearing this vest when I parked out back.
Did I go home at lunch and walk back?
No, I definatly did not walk today.
Did I walk to school and forget?
Once again I dont walk.
Did someone move it so they could park their car?
Nope I dont see it anywhere else.
Well why would someone want an old, dirty scooter with a broken mirror?
Dang it now I have to walk everywhere and I really liked being lazy.
I guess the theives thought I was fat so they wanted me to walk.
I hope I didnt park it in the front of school, everyone will think I'm a real idiot.

Well aparently I didnt look normal standing there thinking in the middle of the road, so one of my teachers asked what was wrong and I told him my scooter was stolen. So I went back into school and talked to my teachers and one of the science teachers took me to the police station and I filed a report. I hope they find it, cause I really like being lazy.

So I have to think of the good things now:
No more helmet hair on the way to school
I will save tons on money on gas.....$3 a month
I will lose weight cause I have to walk everywhere
I wont eat McDonalds as much cause I dont want to walk that far

All this after I left my purse on the train a few weeks ago, but thankfully it was returned with everything in it. Lets hope the same thing happens with my scooter.....

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Comments

[doug]

sorry about your scooter.
Hi Rachel. Sorry to hear about the theft. If it's a 50 cc and not very valuable someone must have just taken it for a joy ride and ditched it someplace--increasing the liklihood that you will get it back.

[Mom]

Another Benefit
Well walking will be good for your heart health and so will not going to McDonalds for drive thru cholesterol to clog your arteries.