The Day I Left

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"Sorry ladies and gentlement for the rough landing, I used the breaks a bit hard as usual but fuck it."
-Word for word what the pilot said as we landed in Germany from Ireland.

Note to self: German airport has bicycle janitors... "I want to ride my bicycle"

On the airplane from Germany to South Korea- There is nothing more awkward than eating airplane food with chopsticks... so many little boxes to jumble around with... and I couldn't even try the silverwear cause every time I looked at it it made me laugh... its like they turned the spork and the spife into an extreme eating sport- the hidden olympics- the spork was just a fat knife, presumably so you can defend it to anti-spork people as just a really awkward fork.

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