Joe Blogs - Steamed Idli (Diddly) Update - Interlude III

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Aaaargh !! The idlis are following us !!!

I thought we'd left them behind in India, but oh no. They only had to go and turn up here in Kathmandu didn't they ?

OK, OK, I get the message. I'm going to have to give them a proper go. You're supposed to have them with Sambar ( mixed vegetable cooked with yellow lentil flavoured with tamarind and Indian spices ). Not my first choice for breakfast but only fair I supppose.

So, what are they ?

I've told you once, breast implants.

No, really.

Um, OK, steamed rice flour dumplings.

And what do they taste like ?

I've told you once, breast implants.

No, really.

Yes, really.

Stop it.

Um, OK, I find I am forced to admit, they're actually quite nice. Rather like dumplings. The Sambur is curry flavoured so still not something I would normally choose for breakfast ( which appears to be the only time the idlis come out to feed ).

But I still maintain they would make good breast implants (I'm even thinking of having them done myself).

First prize for coming up with a trade name for my new invention, i.e. breast implants made from memory foam, must go to Fran and her friend. Advertising strap line goes something like this:

Ever wished your breasts could retain whatever shape you mold them into ? Well, now they can. Mold your breasts into all sorts of interesting and amusing shapes including animals, cartoon characters, corporate logos, flowers and much much more with new:

Memory Mammaries, only from Joe Blogs.

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Comments

[Sogyal Rinpoche]

Memory Mammaries
Dear Sir, Please could you rush me a pack of three immediately. Sogyal

[On The Blog]

Memory Mammaries
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[Mun]

Thanks for all the mamories.