Frequently Asked Questions People often ask me, ¨Where are you from?¨ ¨Inglaterra? England? David Beckham, Aaah your prime minister, Mister Tony Blair...¨ Perhaps somewhat prematurely, The political conversation usually ends there. People often ask me, ¨Isn´t your journey really tough?¨ But the slow, sweaty, squeeze With my fellow commuter ants Was harder than cycling the Americas With just two pairs of pants. People often ask me, ¨How much does your bike cost?¨ As their bike probably cost less than my spokes, Evasively I answer that it was a present from my folks. People often ask me, ¨Why are you still single?¨ Well I guess at cocktail parties I find it hard to mingle. People often ask me, ¨Isn´t your bottom incredibley sore?¨ To which I politely reply This is saddle number four. People often ask me,
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