The Fallout

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Here are some select photos from my going away parties. Grade A props to everyone who came out and celebrated with me. I had a great time. Special thanks to the puppy hat and to the kind ladies who posed for pictures with me despite my absymal personal hygiene, inferior rapping and dancing skills and deplorable attempts at pickup lines. Your charity, pity and merciful kindness will not be forgotten when I am RICH!!! RICH I TELL YOU!

P.S. For those of you who knew about my pre-party medical purple alert, I am happy to report that everything is still working, in optimal condition vibration-free! Look out world.

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Photos

Freakin at the BBQ
Getting down low at a yard sale? That's how we do it.

Conrad and Andrew
Discussing their joint venture.

Milton Multitasks
He defends our yard sale AND inspires a generation of young men to ask themselves uncomfortable questions.

It's Official
Khai realizes he's in the middle of a dance party.

Whatchu talking about Pirate Dog?
Khai wants to know where the icewine came from, and also, where the booty is buried.

Act Natural
How forced does this picture look? For $40 you too can convince disinterested women to pose with you!

YAKUZA ATTACK
When Gabe shows up, you know it's just a matter of time before he dazzles the crowd with a combination of fluid dance moves and brutal torture with glass pipettes.

Comments

[anonymous]

hey that picture cost way more than forty bucks yo.... - san