Chinglish Novelty T's--the complete list

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Can't forget this. Oddly enough, these nonsensical, faux-English trendy shirts and tops, worn mostly by girls but also by sporty guys at times, has become perhaps the most engaging part of my arrival to Sichuan University. In a few days, there have been perhaps four dozen instances where I not only saw the shirt clearly enough, literally stopped in the middle of the street or sidewalk and immediately written it down in my pocket notebook.
I now bring you the best of these, their novelty T's and my novelties.


"Luxery Queen"

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"PARIS
ROME
NEW TORK
OUTSIDE
BACKSTAGE
FILMS"

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"ZEBRA
LIVE
ON"

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"QIANFS"

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"Fashion
Spring Summer Collection
Rogue"

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"ERUNER ... feel different in ere style"

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"NO THE STYLE"

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"Enjoyment is my game"

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"D.S. Army
a complete history"

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"DETROITE
US University"

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"Magical Forest"

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"Lemon Power" (the 'o' in 'lemon' is really a lemon. also, a group of people was wearing matching shirts of this as they rode mopeds together through campus)

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"I like all kinds of fruits" (only the last 's' in 'fruits' is in cursive)

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"Workout race Sport YZC"

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"PASSION
BEYOND
REASON"

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(front of shirt) "Today Special" (back of shirt) "Today"

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"JA together smile!"
(with a picture of a 35mm camera in the middle)

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"best star"

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"NATURALLY
RED My Life
IN HIS OLD AGE"

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"real man axle chain"

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"Do not live a speck put on a show"

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"Great life is for you"

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"ethnic folklore"

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(written in cursive on a cloth purse) "I am not a plastic bag"

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"Lively Girls Team"

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"FLASH-BAM-ALI-CAL-ZAM!"

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"I ♡ 7MB"

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"NATURE
a moniky story"
(with a picture of a monkey's face underneath"

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"Original 1980 Concept Fashion"

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"COUNT THE DAYS OF LOVE"

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"NEVER
never never
GONNA
GIVE IT UP"



..and all that was really just a warm-up for these, my personal favorites...

"GREAT REAL SEXY SECURE STYLE BEAUTY"

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"FLAGSHIP
Release Your Passion
Come To Flagship"

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"LEARN
PLAY
BENIGN"

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"SWEET SOUR DINTY" (surrounded by pictures of strawberries)

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"Afro-sport"
(with three rows of pictures of black men above)

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"NIGHT LIFE IS STILL THE STREAM MAIN" (in neon-rainbow club colors)

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"HIGH ROLLERZ
original casual boys from England"



and of course, how can we forget...

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"I ♻ Boys"
(worn by a grown, unaware man)

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[Saili]

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