Not in any way related to my travelling!

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Okay, just a quick one.
Firstly, I need all of you who have played bowling with me and Daniel to post who they think is the worst player. Cause he claims that I've only beaten him once (the time I beat him and Trent to win overall), and I think hes come last quite often! I'm curious to know! Also, Daniel you are not allowed to post under other peoples names - I'll know!!

I'd also like to pass my sympathies on to Eddie McGuire over the demotion.

Cya
Alex

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Photos

Everybody watching Daniel's terrible bowling.
(Bet you guys didn't realise I was there last week taking photos!)

Comments

[The International Federation of Ten Pin Bowling]

Message from the Junior Vice President (in charge of amateurs)
Unfortunately our records don't go back to when you and Daniel played-off against each other so I am not sure how much assistance we can be to your query. However our most recent statistics from the ten pin bowling lanes in Australia show a certain Daniel W. scoring a woeful 56. To put 56 in perspective, it means that on average he knocked down 2.3 pins every time he bowled. Out of ten available pins, every turn Daniel got he managed to miss on average about half of the pins available. This score is comparable to the average scores in our study of brain dead chimps bowling blindfolded on roller skates. Therefore the Federation can only hope that anyone, including you Alex, would be able to match and certainly beat such a pathetic effort at such a simple, simple game. See everyone at the bowling alley Sincerely, Junior Vice President of the IFTPB

[Rafael Nepomuceno]

Hello
I Rafael Nepomuceno. Many times world bowling champion. Many times also I bowl against Daniel. He fine play. Perhaps only let others win yes? Also Daniel is man of integrity. I offend on his behalf accusation he post with other people names. End comment.

[Angelina Jolie]

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You have such a celebrity studded blog! First Avril, then Helen, Carl Williams and now the President of Bowling. I decided that all that was missing was me. Sounds like you are having a wonderful trip! By the way, I've adopted Aaron. After seeing his grey jumper, I decided I had to rescue him from third world conditions.

[Trent]

Truly concerning
What annoys me far more is that I always seem to come second....at some stage I would really like to conquer all. err....muahahaha?

[Connie...]

Bowling
Just wanted to say that although Trent came second I was beating him for a few good rounds and well he only got like 4 points more than me coz i bombed out in the last round lol...technically I was better ha ha. Also, I beat Aaron which pissed him off just a smidge! I think its because IM A GIRL!!! HA HA CONNIES BETTER THAN AARON!!!!

[Patrice McLellan]

My twisted childhood
Bowling...The sport of Champions...and those from Dandenong. Im terrible at sports. Very unco ordinated. I once whacked myself in the face with my arm while I took a swing at a ball. In soft ball. Ok Im not going to lie. It was T ball. And I missed. I stand by the fact it was a dark afternoon in Goondiwindi and it was hard to decipher where the ball started and the tee ended. It didn't end here. I ran around the bases (after someone else batted for me) And was almost home, when I tripped and somersaulted and my skirt flew over my head. This next point may be an insight into my disturbed life, but The teacher (Mr Dunn) was the hardest laugher. In fact, he couldnt speak, but when he did manage to, he asked me to do it again because he needed another good laugh. I went bowling for the first time a couple of years ago, and, despite my history in sports as simple as t ball, I managed to bowl higher than Daniel. Sorry Daniel Patrice