massive sandwich

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Hey there amigos, it´s rich

today we made our merry way across the river for the mighty first anniversary celebration of a shopping mall. Many fliers had been spied regarding the event around town and it seemed like a damn fine way to spend a morning. Festivities were to begin at 10 am sharp, and would culminate with a fantastic 500m (oh yes, half a kilometre) sandwich. Tempted by the prospect of ridiculous food we sallied forth with our gallant fellow students Mora, Addie and Shawn, and arrived on the dot. Well, what can I say about the sandwich? false advertising would suit, as would massively disappointing. No sign of a Ron Jeremyesqe mighty sandwich, but merely a huge number of normal ones on a table (they were quite big to be fair, but far from 500m). Boo I say, boo! poor show really, possibly redemed by the amazingly prompt start a full two hours after the alloted time, which kept me laughing.

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Photos

Colour co-ordinated idiots (see background)
We tried to convince them we´d come all the way from England for their giant sandwich event to get on the news. They weren´t convinced.

rubbish!
no matter how you look at it, this is not a half kilometer sandwich. It´s clearly a lot of smaller ones. Damned cheat! they didn´t even look that nice either

Comments

[Ma]

sandwiches
I can only hope that they follow my excellent example and fill their sandwiches with a gorgeous combination of salami and rubbery cheese So that you can then bury it.

[Axl]

boo to the fake sarnie!
my cracks, internet is down at my gaff at the minute so ih ave just chortled (thats right!) out loud in a very quiet office where I am risking a limb apparently checking opersonal emials on broadband, but its SO quick!!great to see you both again, and i`ll be in touch properly when web up and running at home.take care.Thafe.Tom