The Zombie Priest
"It is the 90th Anniversary of the parish. You must dress as an old fashioned priest." they said. "We have borrowed a robe. You look good in black," they said. In the photo I am falling further and further behind St. Margaret's float. If you look closely, only one nitwit is not wearing shorts on this sunny, 98 degree day. After the second mile, I am told to smile as I look like a zombie. (Some said the 'angel of death' or 'death warmed over'). Across the finish line I am told our entry won as they try to revive me!