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"I have delicious skin", Mary told me, in reference to all the bug bites she's been getting on her legs, causing them to swell up like lotus roots. This has happened every trip we've taken together. If it truly is delicious skin that causes this problem, I'm glad that bugs don't find my skin so delicious. Though I do wish that Spanish women found my skin as delicious as KFC chicken skin, because they could nibble on me as much as they like :)