My lucky day!

Just happened across this Rolex dealer. He had a beautiful watch with diamonds valued at over $50,000 for €2500 cash. What an opportunity! It took me some time to gather up the money but a deal like this comes only once and he was nice enough to wait. It's solar powered (no batteries needed) so he said it will start working after it sits in sunlight for a while. It comes with a life time guarantee too. He normally doesn't offer this price but he liked me. I think he lost money on this deal but, oh well, he just wasn't up to dealing with a shrewd businessman I guess. Who's your daddy!