Don't Shit Where You Eat
September 25th 2006 In this part of the world your right hand is used for almost everything: you shake hands with your right hand, you eat with the fingers of your right hand, you use your right hand to exchange money or goods. 'So why do you even have a left hand?' you may ask. Well, my friends, your left hand has only one job. And it is a shitty one.
The left hand is used, in cooperation with a hose, to wip
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