A GIFT FROM FRANCE, BUT WHATS IN HER PANTS?!
September 3rd 2006 Ladles and jellyspoons I am in love, L-U-V, love. Her name is Linda and she’s the most amazing thing in New York. How best describe her? Well she has piercing green eyes and a presence beyond imagination. Okay she could do with updating the wardrobe cos the flowing green robes do not show off the goods if ya know what I saying! She’s roughly 151ft tall and weighs 300 tons; she carries a torch
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