Koh Tao
September 8th 2009 And first prize for arse-hole of the day goes to...
Cue camera.
Happy family playing in pool. Shrieks of laughter.
Cut to clock on wall. Hour hand moves closer to noon.
Cut to wife glancing at clock. She gets out of pool.
“Excuse me, is it possible to phone the ferry bus to confirm our pick up?”
“Neeb tickheb.”
“Sure, no problem.”
She scratches in her wallet.
Calls: “Geoff wher
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