Where Are All The Celebrities??? (Pen & Dave)
April 14th 2009 Apparently I'm surrounded by celebrities, but I must be wearing my anti-fame-seeking perfume this month 'coz they're bouncing off my mile-wide force field. Where are you Brangelina? ... Pete's mate saw you, AND Drew Barrymore, so why can't I? And Pete was nearly run over by Bill Cosby, then shared bar space with an Olsen Twin, so clearly it's MY turn. TomKat? ... I spent all day hanging outside Ti
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