Zebra
Zebra dies and goes to heaven, meets St nick at the pearly gates and asks, "am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes" St nick is not sure, says ask God. Zebra returns to reval what God said....he said "you are what you are"... well then, St nick says you must be white....because if you were black with white stripes God would have said...you is what you is...