Goat at farm
This little punk goat almost killed a pig. They were fighting over some scraps when billy boy reared up and smashed his head into the side of the pig. The pig went down and didn't get up. I went into the pen and poked it with my boot, nothing happened. I thought, that little bastard goat killed the pig. 20 minutes later the pig's runnin' around. Turns out he was just layin' in his favorite mud hole.