Big Man
The guide insisted I have my photo taken, and I was about to give in when just in time my fat, but otherwise identical, clone turned up and appeared in the photo in my place - what a guy. I am ofcourse much thinner. Yes those are his pants.
(He wanted Aristi to go in for a photo too, but Aristi's clone wasn't wearing a swimming costume either and sensibly declined to appear in underwear... )