Instructions for travelling:
1. Purchase two backpacks and 2 round the world tickets. - Check
2. Viciously rehome vast tracks of possessions on ebay or Oxfam and ferret away the rest in a (very generous) friend's garage. - Check
3. Rehome unimpressed cat. - Check
4. Sell the house - No comment.
5. Board Plane. - Check
By the end of this trip, we should have enough anecedotes for a lifetime of boring friends of 'this one time when we were just outside and you'll never believe what we .
Result.
Anyone complains, we'll bring out the... full info