Ask the Cards, Muzim Negara, Kuala Lumpur

AUDREY: Oh look. Roger's just arrived home. FANNY: I know. AUDREY: How do you know? FANNY: Because the cards told me. AUDREY: No they didn't. You just heard the engine. FANNY: Lies! The cards speak to me. AUDREY: OK, what colour is Roger's coat? FANNY: The cards can't be that specific. AUDREY: What you mean is that you're just a loony with weird staring eyes. FANNY: Ok. Hmmm... the cards say his coat is... blue. AUDREY: Ha! It's green, you nut job. FANNY: Sorry - my fault, I'm colour blind - the cards say green! AUDREY: Right - I want you out of my house. You're too weird and you scare the children. FANNY: The cards say you don't have any children. AUDREY: You're their nanny you fruitcake - of course I've got children! FANNY: Check the nursery yourself. I think you'll find its quite empty. AUDREY: What??!! FANNY: I don't know about you but I thought the meat at dinner was wonderfully succulent? AUDREY: !! FANNY: (shuffling the deck) Fancy a hand?...