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March 24th 2006
Published: March 24th 2006
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Ahoy there, shipmates! Last week we were beating to windward on a port tack and doing 8 knots when the waves came crashing over the bow. “A reef in the mainsail - and fast!” cried the captain of the “Maniac” - a recovering alcoholic complete with 16’’ liver transplant scar and a diabetic disorder that caused him to fall asleep at inappropriate and crucial moments. Our brave sailors had... Read Full Entry



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Other things Shaz has came home with from the pub in years gone by include:Other things Shaz has came home with from the pub in years gone by include:
Other things Shaz has came home with from the pub in years gone by include:

A Panama hat A huge furry womble's head A beautiful wrought iron chair Plastic head Cocktail shaker Various ashtrays (she doesnt smoke - go figure) Candle pots A cafitiere. Not all of these things were stolen - some were given freely by donators.
Egg breakfast in the Beryl busEgg breakfast in the Beryl bus
Egg breakfast in the Beryl bus

This is how we are eating. This is why we are not losing any weight.
Wee cutieWee cutie
Wee cutie

It's entirely appropriate according to Alan. For the car, that is. Nice Shaz-sized BMW!
Cool Trans-AmCool Trans-Am
Cool Trans-Am

Was this used in Smokey & The Bandit?
Cool PlymouthCool Plymouth
Cool Plymouth

Well this car is Automatic, Systematic, Hydromatic......well it's Grease Lightning...go, go, go, go - da,da,da,da,da,da!!
London TaxiLondon Taxi
London Taxi

This is a taxi from way back when. The meter was stuck at 2 shillings, ten and 4 farthings. Or something...
Model T FordModel T Ford
Model T Ford

Available in any colour as long as it's black. Check the lanterns and 3-piece suite!!
A brand of cars from the olden days.A brand of cars from the olden days.
A brand of cars from the olden days.

We say 'olden days' when we can't remember the years.



24th March 2006

oh what a comfy seat you have
I remember the wrought iron chair incident however can't remember the pub in Edinburgh where we aquired it? I do remeber managing to get it into the taxi though and sitting on it on the way home, glad to hear youv'e still got it!! taxi man must thought we were mad!!!
24th March 2006

sunset
Hi Guys, any chance u can send me the sunset pic at a higher resolution so I can use it for a backdrop? either to tfyus@hotmail.com or steven.ross.watt@rbs.co.uk! Cheers RW
24th March 2006

Mmmmmmmm?
I can think of a few much dodgier things you have 'taken home' from pubs lady!
24th March 2006

Finally...
You know, when reading this I imagined 'Albatross' by the Mac playing in the background. It really helped the atmosphere. Try it and you'll see. Apart from the graphical descriptions of when you are being sick. For some reason, 'It ain't easy' by Big Dave Bowie fits really well at this point. Again, try it out. And now, some literary criticism. So much for this round the world lark. A nation of millions awaits your missives, you know. Did they make you build the boat or something? :) Chop the trees down and sand the timbers from your fingernail pairings? Lash them together with human hair (Al, you are excepted from this). Eh? That aside, another fine update from our antipodean adventurers, I think we all agree on that, eh readers?
24th March 2006

The Sea!!!!
Shazza, how proud of you am I!!!!

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