and so it begins....

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once upon a time in the biggest small backyard called kerikeri there lived two dam fine hot kiwi bitches called zoltang and ana the banana. to cut a long story short they grew to fat for the backyard and were alienated and deported to a large rugby field called u ripp...while quickly stopping at the troff to refill drinkbottles and give the camels a rest in a little unknown feild that goes by the name of sing a poor. make sure to keep the beers ice cold, your sheeps locked up and plently of food in the cupboard for when two kiwis meet you in your backyard...tune in for what happens next.

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