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Published: December 1st 2009
cairns
the harbourearly start today as we were picked up at 7.10 am to take us to cairns port.
we arrives their and booked in, a very busy place and we booked the trip where we start off at green island and lay on the beach and do a bit of swimming and swim out to the reef but we got told that they have marine stingers on the reef when they swore blind to me that they were only on the beaches, we didnt find this out until we saw aload of chinese entering the sea wearing light blue condoms head to toe and the life guard said it was for the jelly fish ... great
couldnt swim out to the reef as the current was too strong and one the the tiddlys got swept out to sea and the life guard had to go out and get her so all in all not a great start.
we went back onto the boat and made the 1 1/2 hour trip out to the outer reef and of couse were forced to hire out the huge condoms ourselves having spent the previous 2 hours taking the piss out of the others.
we did
green island
tourist with condom the semi submersible first and it was amazing, rose said the chinese had the same look on their faces looking at the fish out of the window as i do when i pass a bakers, anyway we got back to the platform and had lunch and then went snorkelling. i looked like wayne sleep nicking doughnuts and hiding them down my outfit in my condom and rose wasnt that much better.
you were restricted where you were allowed to swim and although it was really good i didnt find it a patch on sharm el sheikh whre there were thousands of fish right on top of you
ther were one or two huge fish round us but they were there for the food the underwater cameraman was giving them to get them in the picture, anyway we got back to cairns and had dinner there before we went back
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