What We Plan To Do - Itinerary LONDON

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London:

Fly from Brisbane Airport to London. This flight is going to be SUPER DOOPER FUN as we have bought a return flight in ECONOMY class, my number one favourite! I love it how in every long economy flight there is always

1. An annoying ass crying baby that never stops, on occasion they will soil themselves and stink out the entire plane, shit yes.

2. An old person that drools on your shoulder, some times you will get the pleasure of finding a pair of false teeth on your lap, that's always fun.

3. A troll that demolishes food by the tonne and squishes you into your seat.

However every now and then you will get a sexy female flight attendented that serves your "every" need. I thought i needed to specifiy the gender here as it could end up biting me in the ass. You will soon realise I come up with some incredibly funny puns.

From there we will chill out in a sick ass hostel and hit up the one and only MINISTERY OF SOUND (with free entry i might add, thank you Macca).

After a few hard nights of dubstep, lots of alcohol and other substances we will relax, do some sight seeing like the cute little man couple tourists we are and then fly off to the one and only AMSTERDAM.

ALSO as we are doing this backpacking style on a super budget we will be playing a game on who can steal the most free "stuff". Whether it be soap, towls, snacks, tea bags or whatever the fk else you want to rack, we will add it up at the end of the day and find the winner. Not entirely sure what the prize will be yet.... Maybe YOU can decide 😉

As we will also both have a GoProHD each, expect some cool videos 😉

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Comments

[Tammi]

Maybe the prize should be dinner! Are you going to agree on the value of all the free shinizzle?

[martin kidd]

Hell yeahhh :D
I wish :P Only if you are going to be the one that cooks it :P