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no dump roosters
offenders can expect a five thousand dollar fine and jail, corporations will be stung $25,000.We arrived in Brunswick Heads Nature Reserve on the outskirts of Brunsy on the 23rd of March, weather has fined up and we were able to put the awning out for the first time since Ballina. The distinguishing intriguing nuance of this place, is the much berated practice of dropping off unwanted male roosters, that have become quite a fraternity. Upon arrival we were greeted by another avarian society, much like Broadwater. The unwanted abandoned flock of assorted fowl, have since attracted the long arm of the law, who recently had a cull of more than 50 of these feral fowl. But there still is a good dozen or so renegades that like Ned Kelly have avoided capture and have been on the run causing all sorts of mayhem and general mischief.
Reportedly it is alleged that these terrible tyrants have been causing chaos on the roads causing many vehicles to crash into each other or run off the road and bump into something. They also allegedly carry life threatening diseases that if such poor humans invite them over for the traditional RV Happy Hour to a few well meaning food scraps, such poor humans will be immediately have to
a peaceful camp at brunsy????
happy to say we did survive this terrifying experience be quarantined or sent off to some far away place of eternal solitary confinement. Furthermore these avarian monsters are equipped with dangerous weapons, such as unusually long spurs that can rip a man or woman, or god forbid a poor innocent child right open, and will cause death or serious injury. But wait here is the piece de resistance' the spine chilling all night caucous crowing that keeps entire neighborhoods awake, this torturous nocturnal activity would certainly be not permitted even by the C.I.A. as a legal procedure for torture
Subsequently something must be done, but what, the local council have erected several warning signs all over the reserve drawing attention to the $5,000 fine for dumping roosters, but Ii think we need a new super hero, in the form of Captain Mooch, the wonder dog, she will save society from this dreadful state of affairs. We spent 2 nights at Brunsy, before we decided to head to the hills, until then cheers and much love to all, Bilbo and Basho
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