The Preferred Meat of Hawaii

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Hawaiians eat the most Spam per capita of any state in the U.S. Why is it that they also get rated as the state with the healthiest people? Even the McDonalds chain carries Spam on the menu here on the islands. I happen to enjoy Spam musubi on the golf course, once a year or so.

So, what does SPAM actually stand for? I always thought it stood for "spice ham". Other theories abound, like "specially processed American meat" and "shoulders of pork and ham." In reality a Hormel VP's brother suggested the name back in 1937 when the product was formulated. Now wouldn't that be an original title, "The Father of Spam"? His name was Ken Daigneau, and he won $100 for the winning name in a contest.

Would you believe that I actually had Spam on my recent trip to Russia? I was in total amazement when my scrambled eggs had Spam mixed into it. The menu said eggs with meat. And though Spam was popular with American GI's in WW2, the Russians consumed over 100 million pounds of it during the war. It turned out to be a vital part of the Russian troops survival, according to then Russian premier, Nikita Khrushchev.

Spam even had a mascot at one time, an angry pig named "Slammin' Sammy", I hope not for the famed golfer who had the same nickname, Sam Snead. It was meant to be a patriotic gesture to help support our troops. And he appeared on many items, ranging from clothing to bombers.

Spam in Asia

I have seen both Spam Lite and turkey Spam on the shelves of our grocery store. Hormel actually made a kosher variety around 2000, called Loof. It was meant as field rations for the Israeli army, and made from chicken and beef. I imagine many rabbis taking issue with this product.

In recent times, Spam played a big role in Monty Python's Flying Circus. A couple attempts to order food in a restaurant, in which almost every item on the menu contains Spam. The Vikings at the tablet next to them cannot stop singing about it. The couple name is Mr. and Mrs. Bun, and the restaurant is the Green Midget Café. The sketch was written by Michael Palin (hopefully no relation to Sarah Palin) and Terry Jones. And remarkably, the song turns out to be the origin of the nickname for junk mail, spam, due to its repetitive nature.

The entire tin of Spam contains 100 grams of fat and more than 1,000 calories, terribly unhealthy. Add to that 240 mg of cholesterol, and a whopping 4,696 mg. of salt (sodium), nearly double the recommended DAILY allowance. Remember when I told you that people in Minnesota are large? Well, Austin, Minnesota is home to the Spam Museum, a 16,5000 square foot monument to all things Spam. The Spam Museum should really be in Honolulu!!!

Not to be outdone, there is a "Spam Jam" held each year (April) on the beach in Waikiki. Most years, they try to break the Guinness World Record for largest spam musubi. Shady Grove, Oregon, surprisingly, is home to an annual Spam Parade and Festival. And there is actually a real place named Spam Valley in England, though populated by very poor people. Spamarama is held each year in Austin, Texas on April Fool's Day.

I did not know Spam came in these flavors or varieties:



• Spam Classic – original flavor
• Spam Hot & Spicy – with Tabascoflavor
• Spam Jalapeño
• Spam Black Pepper
• Spam Less Sodium – "25%!l(MISSING)ess sodium"
• Spam Lite – "33%!f(MISSING)ewer calories, 25%!l(MISSING)ess sodium, and 50%!l(MISSING)ess fat" – made from pork shoulder meat, ham, and mechanically separated chicken
• Spam Oven Roasted Turkey
• Spam Hickory Smoke flavor
• Spam Spread – "if you're a spreader, not a slicer ... just like Spam Classic, but in a spreadable form"
• Spam with Bacon
• Spam with Cheese
• Spam Garlic (see photos below)
• Spam Teriyaki
• Spam Chorizo
• Spam Tocino (Philippines)



In 2007, the seven billionth can of Spam was sold. So, I doubt it is going away soon, despite its totally unhealthy nature. It is commonly served at any meal of the day. It is even called "Hawaiian Steak" in the aloha state. The Spam we eat in the U.S. is made in either Austin, MN, or Fremont, Nebraska. The Austin location has a restaurant, dedicated to Spam, called Johnny's SPAMarama!!! I must go there someday.

Spam musubi

This is the only way to eat Spam. It is a great treat on the golf course. I figure it takes the place of a salt tablet in extremely warm weather! The resulting increase in thirst helps increase beer consumption. So, it is not ALL bad, just mostly bad. I plan to buy four of them for the golf course today. It will be my own version of Happy Spamarama.
Note: When the stores have a Spam sale, which seems almost weekly, locals load about two to three CASES of Spam in their grocery cart. The local preference is to slice thin and teriyaki the slabs on a frying pan. It must be placed in the middle of the rectangular rice "sandwich" then sprinkled with furikake, before wrapping in seaweed (nori). I plan to take one for my plane ride home on Friday, even though I get a first class meal and champagne for the flight home.
Mainlanders, haules, and foreign tourists turn their collective noses on the favorite island meat. The other night, the dinner special was braised Hawaiian style pork belly, the kind Andrew Zimmern or the Surgeon General (KM) would welcome. But it did not seem part of the culture here, too much cutsie, California cuisine for me. Give me the full fat, full salt, unadulterated Spam and some perfectly cooked rice. Might I digress here for a moment. When traveling or dining out, the quality of the food is directly proportional to the quality of the steamed rice. And stop eating brown rice, it has too much arsenic in it!

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Comments

[Samuel david]

Good one
Enjoyed reading it. Also learned something.